Bride giving away £2.5k wedding dress that smells of ‘regret and divorce’ – and everyone’s saying the same thing

A BRIDE has left people in stitches with her hilarious sales advert for her used wedding dress.

The woman, from Glagsow, is giving away the £2,500 frock for free as it smells of “regret and divorce”.


A bride is giving away her wedding dress that smells of ‘divorce and regret’ (stock image)Credit: Alamy

But she joked that happiness is not included in the sale and warned any new potential owner that it may need an exorcism.

In a listing posted on social media, the bride said: “Would anyone want or know anyone who’d like this dress?

“Giving it away. Genuinely serious. Shout me if you want it.

“Cost £2,500 new from Angelique Lamont in Glasgow.

“Size 8-10, worn once. Virgin white lol.

“Stunning hand stitched detail. Literally thousands of sequins and gems. Veil included, never worn.”

She added: “Dry cleaned but still has a slight smell of divorce and regret.

“Must provide your own clergyman/priest for blessing/exorcism.

“Happiness and joy not included. 

“Pick up only from a much happier place in the West End.”

The advert was shared on Instagram and Facebook on Tuesday with the dress quickly snatched up.

And the woman has gathered an army of fans with her witty sales pitch in the face of a heartbreaking split.

Sharing the post, a pal said: “My best friend is giving away her wedding dress. 

“Clearly her humour is getting her through the situation. But if anyone is genuinely interested, you can get in touch.”

Another person wrote: “Love this ! Good for her and I hope someone really benefits from it.”

A third added: “She’s a comedy genius.”

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Meanwhile, a fourth said: “I don’t need it but I’d love if she could do the marketing for any of comedy shows for me; she’s defo got a knack for it.”