Bride Stunned to Catch Groom Being Breastfed by His Mum
In all my years I think this title has been the weirdest one to write. How do you even begin to unpack the trauma this would have caused the bride?
The bride in question recently did a runner after discovering her groom being breastfed by his mum just hours before the ceremony. Yes, you read that correctly! Breastfed…BY HIS MUM.
Wedding planner Georgie Mitchell spoke about the disturbing encounter during an episode of “The Unfiltered Bride” podcast, which she co-hosts with Beth Smith.
And although Georgie wasn’t actually at the wedding herself, she was told the story by two co-workers who were there, one of them a make-up artist she calls “Jenny”.
“Jenny says to me, ‘I did a wedding the other day and you’ll never guess what happened,’” she explained in a YouTube video. “The bride needed to go to the toilet just before the ceremony. She walked into the toilet, and what she saw was enough to end a wedding.”
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Of course at this moment everyone is thinking ‘is he jerking off is he having sex with someone else’ what could it be? Never in a million years would you guess what the act actually was.
“He was being breastfed by his mum,” Georgie reveals.
A surprised Beth then says: “Sorry, WHAT? Why would you marry a man who still breastfeeds?”
“I don’t think she knew that was what was happening!” she said.
Beth then asks: “Why was his mum producing milk?”
To which Georgie replies: “She’s obviously been doing it continuously to get to that point.
“Everybody is in the room waiting! But you definitely wouldn’t kiss the groom…”
Comments came in hard and fast with many wondering how on earth something like this could even be true.
“The strongest man couldn’t lift my jaw right now,” said one person.
“I just can’t!! This is SHOCKING! What position was he in with his mum? All cuddled up on the toilet?” asked another.
“I thought you were gonna say that the groom was dead — but this was worse!” another horrified person added.
“This is definitely giving Little Britain vibes, gross!”
Seriously, we have no words. Do you?