Goodness, weddings are really going to the dogs.
Don’t tell me there’s a new trend for canine nuptials.
No, just a place on the wedding guest list. At James Middleton and Alizée Thevenet’s secret wedding at the weekend, invitees included “family, friends and of course a few dogs”.
Well, that’s one way to keep it secret: guests who can’t speak. And it’s a solution to the empty-pew issue at socially distanced weddings.
Was it at their local town hall?
Not the groom’s, but maybe the French bride’s: it was in Bormes-les-Mimosas.
Mimosa like the cocktail?
No, like those trendy yellow blossoms — it’s a medieval village just inland of the Cote d’Azur whose flowers are award-winning.
J’ai compris. So they flew the dogs over